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موضوع: عمومی | تاریخ ارسال: چهارشنبه 11 شهریور 1388
No time was not insulting any of my teachers or parents from the school not God Asayh literary ى something gets me, because the thinner Taqtsh did not hear or someone flowers to let her tell me a bad head above eye Abrvst, the I always act so that all the Raytm would hold them and had Ahtramm. My score was always eighteen nineteen twenty, was the best reason to own this eye that light Mr. Nazim and I Teachers Ms. favorite.

That day was the director with Mr. abdominal fat bottom Astkany his glasses behind the eyes of two of the set-Ngahsh man is like a snake lived, with the rule that always Drazsh iron hand and that it was Shqsh Bkvbd floor with the whole power of the peasantry children and their hands and not significant to the soup and Lash, come to our class Srkshy educational and moral condition our children Elf Game - this slogan for permanent director Agha sound of all children was the teacher, that slogan does not happen any time, and Word of mouth was speaking - always came when the class, the meeting went behind the teacher desk, office, open to the class, Ella dozen people sound mare would have, take foot boards, are Aystand row, then will start to Sin by Jim and asking hard questions hard. One of the first to ask hard questions, if you know that nothing, if you did not know to respond, Vamsybta, first look left and left to blame on the teacher to clip, then addressed the children unlucky ى said: floor دستت Take Jlvt, children Elf!

And after all that I زورى ankle was tightly hand to hand Kvbyd unlucky that language package and said:

Go to your ass is certain certain.

And then ask long:

I Robot Elf knows the answer?

And those who knew - that was me or one or two others - were long lost. Mann and his one, depending Lucky Aqbalsh ask, if the wrong answer was given, said:

Suffocate! Take Jlvt دستت come here. Then, instead of two to one to hand the underdog Zd ى unlucky, said:

Because the Ykysh unduly long Kurdish, Ykysh time because the correct answer نبودی speak.

If you had answered correctly, would Sdayman foot board, a seed head slowly and Mlatft and love with the same iron rule in its Zd to our hips and said:

Congratulations to you Elf intelligent children, only observing Nshy rabbit!

And the impact for us than the hundreds of children sweet and cuddle Naz and the dead were killed. Because if the impact of ten to Game

Khvrdym are, sir, then the manager will write my name, tomorrow morning our time over the first line would sound and that all children are getting three times and kill Tshvyqman wireless Babe to cheer.

Then the next question people ask the next as well as the front until he finally went all the children, one of a class of Elf impact

Guests would rule, now the head or the head or anger and rage and رافت Mlatft.



Qblsh night I had remained awake until morning, and all our textbooks away from a first period to the end that every question I had asked Mr. manager and I did not know who's long, I just want answers. General labor force and I knocked myself to wake up and I just keep

Black White Game, but even textbooks of both feet so that water was studied. I knocked over one of my head I finally book to any material into the soil Tvsry I Kalleh ى I force Mngm fatigue and confused. The early morning from all other children, even before the janitor to open the door, I was back in school. I had enough enthusiasm and verve that Ngo and Nprs. So excited that I come and look.

Finally, while I like the garlic and vinegar, was due Jvshyd The manager came over Mr. Klasman and as usual the first series of

Children won the foot board and began asking course. So difficult to ask hard questions that None of the children did not know the answer and can slide back Hee rule that would bon appetite. Fortunately, I answered all the questions I know them, but what's the bad fortune are long, I Agha Director Nbynd me as if that was deliberate and sound anchor الاصوات to me but hey that knocked us Bgym''sir''and I Nshnvd Nprsd. of those The hands that had long and ask, no answer which was not true and not say anything except throw Vpla and they slide behind the rule that there were tasty. On one hand I was cool I pretend that those without should know that the correct answer to the long and the right to eat me, silver are hot, Oh the other hand was the long Nhadm why questions which I have a good Jvabshan Bldm morning and night to charge and maintain Krdnshan Nkhvabydh I've pulled hard, sir manager asks of me and not me instead of children of illiterate pontificate that asks nothing but flat is not raining I Kalleh something they are not.

Finally, my turn and pass the skin and Mr. Director name Dbaghkhanh took me one time not screw things up to sound of the groups:

Snake venom Brjly born ...

I correct the mistake:

Mr. Manager Z·hrmar not born. Brjly Z·hvarzadh.

Mr. Director of angry hard busybody, I said with indignation:

Now each and Z·hrmary syphilis that would be ... Only the donkey donkey Palansh changed ... I'll father was Fazel ... Father of grace what you achieved? Intruder was taken to hell, he is more Hyzmsh.

My account of the thick coat that had Mr. Barm Knft manager and the case had been snow and boron Dmgh first line went forward Aystadm. I will turn to Mr. Manager said:

Say a hundred times on the Ron Lor داره hair.

I thought I heard wrong. I asked with surprise:

What say Mr. Manager?

Mr. Manager said angrily:

Questions from the children once asked the man. If children answer man show, if the mistakes Unregistered Korea Khry here, you Bry stable.

Glvym while the hatred and the knife was not celebrated in Khvnm came, tried, including the director said that sir, remember to bring and I repeat:

Ron Levy Ll دا any hair .... Levi Leuven Rr داره hair ... Leuven داره hair on the steering wheel ....

Laugh like children in class Trkyd bomb and all the laughter was explosive. I do more than this could not continue and I knocked Smn Bkm Aystadm Zl eye Agha Director.

Mr. Manager said:

Well this one did not know the answer that debt. But because I burned in a mode other opportunities do tell. I would like to show to answer questions on what is Kalleh ات, flat or rubble? ... Well, say I see, Who was the inventor of the water?

I'll explain the wonder of the horn. I heard that water was to be the inventor. Unless water is a human-made ى inventor is. Nvz Ballh wanted to say''excellence''but the right site offends Trsydm liked and angry, so, just saying that I Aktfa:

Excuse me sir Manager Game! But the inventor has no water!

Mr. Manager with rage threaten me Zd:

You teach me a week to learn that the inventor had water or not, Psrh Jlnbr ى? If not the inventor, so like you in the green bush?

After I open another leniency and said:

This time last opportunity ... Who would like to see Bnal explorer of radio?

Groan I went to the air:

Radio that no sir manager explorer. Perhaps mean is radium, Marie Curie and that the following Yalsh with Cory Meyer discovered.

Blind yourself Psrh the Jlq! I know in order to better myself or you? Psrh the Mzlf! Would like to come forward. I call you that every question

Hey, I like holding up your hand to science are greatly II Top? I think that call Ryqvy dying Kurdish Allameh Dhry? I will tell you that no Pkhy're fixed? I proved that instead of Kalleh ات brain, is flat ass? Han? Proved?

I will then hand to the children and said:

Elf Game بهش proved?

All children and a collective voice said:

Blh!

After Mr. disciple to me and I said:

Now come forward Mjh goat!

Fearful and shaky, while I fear that the Lrzydm myself and remained low that I destroyed, I went forward. Mr. Manager yell lasting:

Earlier ... tons sluggish!!

After that Zd:

Take دستت Jlvt. Too holla Psrh the bread.

Why were not replaced because the piston Mr. Director was very strong. While the sharp and quick, I Alkrsy verse I myself studying and death

May I have my hands tremble with fear and got it and you Jlvym eyes Nbynd bad day that Mr. managers rule fell to his so-called soul, now who نزن OK. Also set-said:

This property the first question that spurious long Kurdish, this wealth Second question ... The third question mine ....

Similarly, interpreted and went forward. Hand soup and Lash had. Be knocked to scream and yowl and I had to whimper. Vaqa manager also زد charge for these.

This property Drazyt despicable ... This property بی Adbyt courage Kurdish told me that Cory ... This time property Roma game and my mother got the game Ghrybm, Zar Zar Kurdish cry like girls ... اینم wealth that they have male and male Ktkt bon appetite did not. Except that it never heard of the Persian month Mehr matching g father to master?

Summary Zd so that rule of WWE and took shape. Next time if they are tired, while the self-self-set-like Srvsvrtsh لبو was red and sweat, he said:

Go over your ass and Herbs, the front eye get lost. For Amrvzt is enough. A time to rest his Tlbt other. To you when something باشی

Compliments not unduly long Nkny available.

I, while the pain is like a snake Pychydm myself and the world was dark eye went over Tmrgydm seats. And so forth means for punishing Tnbh the first time I saw the full and accurate, and bitter taste Snake venom than the insults and disrespect for the first time to be one with all Vjvdm Chshydm
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